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i saw a sign for a lavender farm on my way home from an appointment and thought "PERFECT! i love lavender!" and i pulled into the driveway and parked. there was no one there. i opened the door, and was shocked to discover that rather than the exquisite scent of lavender overwhelming my senses, the smell of cow doodoo and llama breath. so, thankfully no one has perfected a scratch and sniff computer screen, and you just get the pretty picture.